tropius:

thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot

k-y-h-u:

straight thuggin from the south pole

k-y-h-u:

straight thuggin from the south pole

gdirtydime19:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

awwwwwwww  :)

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

awesomepotatosaurus:

artemisandactaeon:

this was the best scene in anything i’ve seen in my entire life

Same